THIS GAME

is 100% completely
& utterly broken.

GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED!

Family Friendly

3-4 Players

45-60 Minutes

easy to learn

competitive

strategy

GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED!

...so how does one get it fixed!?

roll

every trick can be broken in a new way. you can't count on anything!

score

bonuses go to the fastest players, but in the end it's the most points that win

break

everyone eventually has their best strategy foiled. can you take advantage?

watch

you don't know what will break next, but keep track of who holds what.

win

gather points, clear your cards, subvert disaster and achieve victory!

repeat

no two games are ever the same. don't wallow in defeat. play again!

GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED! GET IT FIXED!

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